 "Vote
candy for me and I'll do a trick for you!"
"Come on, this extortion
charge is blown out of proportion."
"How could anyone vote COAL for me.
I'm so cute!"
Candy
45 Coal
20 |
 "Please
Please Please vote for me to get gobs of candy. I'm starving!"
"Candy Candy Candy. I
need Candy"
"I'm going to get some Candy, Candy, Candy
!!!!!"
Candy
47 Coal
18 |
 "You
should vote for me to get candy, because it may just be my last meal."
"Who would vote against me?
I'm a doomed Kitty just asking for a little Christmas Cheer."
"The Santa's like me the best! Or are they
just getting ready to KILL me?"
Candy
50 Coal
15 |
 "If
you vote candy for me I promise not to drop it in the toilet."
"Dropping stuff in the
toilet is cute, just ask anyone. I mean it, ask them!"
"Santas please tell me why playing in the
toilet a problem? I don't want anymore Coal votes. Thank
you dead people."
Candy
34 Coal
32 |
 "Vote
for me to get candy or I'll take your stuff."
"Who is picking on the
aged? That isn't very Christmassy. Think about it."
"More Candy for me to hoard. I
love Christmas!!!!" Candy
52 Coal
13 |
 "If
you vote for me to get candy. I'll come to your house and prune your
trees.""It
looks like I will be doing some tree trimming"
"Thank you Santa for the dead people
vote. I'm finally in the candy zone"
Candy 34
Coal
31
|
 "I'm
telling you to vote candy for me or I will come and live at your
house!""Okay
I want names and addresses. NOW!"
"Okay I'm feeling a little better but
from now on I want Candy votes.! I'm not kidding!"
Candy
33 Coal
34 |
SANTA
COMMENTS
*
I am really feeling sorry for
Pumpkin and have very iffy feeling over Ava Storm and Dickens.
Would it be ok if I voted more than once or voted some dead people?
Anonymous from Nancy's Mother
*Dear
pets:
I wanted you to know that I was going to vote for Coal for many of
you.
I mean really Chopin, stealing and hiding all the toys. Is that
necessary?
Jumpstart pan-handling for goodies all the time. What's up with that?
You're about as bad as Bob-Cat, eating constantly.
Ava Storm, you were a clear exception. Clearly you are under
appreciated and un-rewarded for saving the family untold $$ on tree
trimming services.
But it was Tim Cat that finally gave me the real clue what is going on
in the household. Poor dear, fearing for his little life every time he
saw the grown-ups.
So I had to give all you pets a solid vote for candy.
However, the owners didn't fair so well.
I say coal to them for:
- Jumpstart having to entertain the owners constantly. And what does
he get for it? A few mere morsels.
- Bob Cat. All I can say is you rent the movie Shallow Hal for them. I
say: there's just more of you to love.
- Tim Cat fearing for his cute little life all of the time. They say;
where there's smoke, there's fire. I'm sending you one of those new
clock cameras. You get a couple good pics and we'll see what the Cat
Protective Services have to say.
- Poor Punkin' Puddin' having to wash all of his valuables in a
toilet. You'd think the owners would get a maid or something.
- Chopin having to collect, inventory and protect his toys from owners
that probably scatter them all over the house - and at his advanced
age! You might want to check with your local Bar Association regarding
elderly abuse lawyers.
- The under appreciated Ava Storm. I think you should send those
owners a bill for the years of free tree trimming services you have
performed.
- That poor battle shocked Dickens. Having to protect himself, yet
still willing to warn all the other pets.
But then, they did paint up the place for you all and they do keep the
home fires warm for you. Clearly, they keep adding to your ranks
regularly.
Seeing whereas it is Christmas. I say Candy for everyone!! Well, maybe
sugar-free candy for Jumpstart and Bob Cat ;-)
Dana |